Looking for a card that's equal parts cute, cheeky and guaranteed to raise a smile? This hilarious greeting card features an adorable sausage dog alongside the playful message:

"You're a real smart arse!"

Perfect for that friend, family member or colleague who's always got the answer, always has the last word, and somehow manages to be right far more often than they'd like everyone to know!

Whether you're celebrating a birthday, congratulating an achievement, sending a light-hearted thank you or simply making someone laugh, this fun card is a great way to show you care while having a little joke at their expense.

With its cute dachshund illustration and cheeky humour, it's the perfect card for dog lovers, witty friends and anyone who appreciates a good laugh.

Perfect For

🎉 Birthdays
🐾 Dog Lovers
😂 Funny Friend Cards
🎓 Congratulations Cards
💼 Work Colleagues
❤️ Partners & Spouses
👭 Best Friends
🎁 Just Because Cards

Why They'll Love It

✨ Cute dachshund illustration
✨ Funny and playful humour
✨ Ideal for dog lovers and sausage dog fans
✨ A memorable card they'll want to keep

Whether they're brilliantly clever or just think they are, this card is guaranteed to make them smile.

Inside card is left blank for you to add your own special message.
Measures approximately 148mm x 148mm (5.8" x 5.8")
Printed on high quality 300gsm white card